Numbers Game
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Part 1
Harrison: Rule #2: Always be ready. Any night could be the night of your life.
One afternoon, you’re sitting in class, listening to Professor Hunt’s lecture...
Thomas Hunt: ...and yet, in Psycho, Hitchcock shocked audiences worldwide by killing off his protagonist in the first act. It’s not enough to know proper structure. You also have to know when to break from it...
Suddenly, you feel a tap on your shoulder as Harrison sneaks into the seat behind you.
Harrison: Come on, Danny, it’s game time. We gotta go.
Danny: Now? I’m in the middle of lecture. Are we going somewhere?
Harrison: Starlet Magazine’s hosting their annual Sexy 100 bash at Malibu Mansion. Nothing special Just giant pools, top-shelf cocktails, three-star chefs, and literally the hundred sexiest people alive... Including yours truly at #94!
Danny: #94? Wow, that’s pretty low, don’t you think? You’re just gonna let them dis you like that?
Harrison: I know, right?! I mean, #94? Come on, I’m at least a 70 or 71. I didn’t beat out a single Hemsworth brother! But at least I’m ahead of Kristen Bell at #95. We have beef. You don’t even wanna know. Hey, why are we still sitting here talking?! Let’s make moves!
Danny: Uh, Harrison, this sounds fun, but I’m pretty sure I wasn’t invited...
Harrison: You took the oath, Danny. That means we’re BFFs. We’re basically Seth Rogen and James Franco. If I’m going, you’re going.
Rewards
Harrison: Let’s go get you looking hot. First, you’re gonna need a swimsuit. Ready?
Danny: We can leave after class.
Harrison: For real?! You’re gonna sit here and listen to Professor McDreamy drone on? When we could be at the Malibu Mansion?
Danny: You have rules, Harrison, and so do I. And I don’t skip class.
Harrison: Fair enough. Always respect a fellow awesome person’s rules. But as soon as this is over, we are out of here!
Part 2
Harrison: Rule #59: If you got it, flaunt it.
Soon, you step out of your dorm wearing a brand new swimsuit and find Harrison waiting for you.
Danny: Think I’ll fit in with the Sexy 100?
Harrison: Fit in? Hell no, you’ll stand out! You’re gonna bust the curve looking like that!
He vaults into a gleaming white luxury convertible parked by the curb.
Danny: Whoa! That’s your car? Any chance you might… I don’t know… let your good friend Danny drive it sometime?
Harrison: Nice try, Danny. Rule #73: Nobody touches the ride. Hop in and buckle up. You’re in for a wild night.
Time - 6 hours
You’re sitting shotgun as Harrison roars through the hills of Malibu, feeling the sea-scented wind in your hair.
Harrison: The key is to mentally prepare yourself for how epic tonight’s gonna be. This is the Sexy 100 we’re talking about. The mansion itself will be the worst looking thing there, and that’s saying something. Speaking of… are you trying to meet anyone tonight? A special someone or two?
Danny: Well… I’m always on the prowl.
Harrison: Perfect. That means you already know Rule #12: Stay hungry. Because tonight, my friend, they’re serving up a feast for the eyes. Personally, I’m just looking forward to the challenge.
Danny: What challenge?
Harrison tosses you his phone, open to its list of contacts…
Harrison: Those are the phone numbers I’ve gotten in the last month. Hundreds of them. Celebs, waitresses, lawyers, models… The game’s become too easy, Danny. It’s like fishing in a kiddie pool.
Danny: And you’re thinking that scoring dates with the Sexy 100 will be more of a challenge?
Harrison: Rule #45: Always push yourself. Never get complacent. And by the end of the night, I plan on landing a date with Starlet’s Sexy #1. The magnificent Masika.
Danny: The R&B superstar? She’s not just sexy, she’s drop-dead stunning! You really think you can get a date with her?
Harrison: Confidence is key, Danny. But you’re right… this must be my finest performance. And look…
You crest over a final hill and see a massive estate sprawling all the way to the Pacific bluffs…
Harrison: We’re here. Let the games begin.
Rewards
Harrison screeches to a halt outside the mansion, and the two of you get out. Harrison flips his keys to the valet. You haze up at the towering mansion. The sounds of laugher and music waft from inside.
Danny: This place is ridiculous!
Harrison: There’ll be plenty more to gawk at by the pool, Danny. Come on, the part can’t start without us.
Part 3
Harrison: Rule #32: Act like you own the place.
Impeccably dressed butlers guide you and Harrison through the mammoth house, every wall lavishly decorated with art from Van Gogh to Banksy.
Danny: I can’t believe I’m inside the Malibu Mansion…
Harrison: A lot of history went down here. That lounge is where RDJ agreed to play Iron Man. And that couch is where Justin and Selena first made out. So the legend goes… Now it is we who walk these hallowed halls of awesome, ready to forge our own legend.
The butlers open the veranda doors, and you’re instantly bathed in beautiful sunlight…
Danny: Wow!
Harrison: Yup.
Dozens upon dozens of preposterously beautiful people lounge in a massive, shimmering pool or sup cocktails in luxurious white cabanas.
Danny: Is… is this heaven?
Harrison: Ninety-nine of the hottest people on earth in one pool? I’d say yes.
Danny: Wait, only ninety-nine?
Harrison: Professor Hunt, a.k.a. #33, doesn’t like this stuff. Fortunately, I do. Time to mingle.
Time - 10 hours
At the Malibu Mansion, the guests at the Sexy 100 magazine party cheer as you and Harrison join the party!
Harrison: Let’s do this thing!
First, you and Harrison race Mila Kunis and Vin Diesel down the twisting water slide…
Harrison: Whoaaaaa!
Danny: Yes! I win again!
Harrison: Nice, Danny. You’re fast… and looks like Vin’s furious!
Then, you hit up the floating cocktail bar in the middle of the pool and throw back drinks with George Clooney and supermodel Victoria Swenson!
Danny: What shall we toast to, Victoria?
Victoria: How about, new friends… and new experiences.
Victoria downs her drink and then drapes her arms over your shoulders, pulling you in for a passionate kiss.
Harrison: Did I just see that? Danny… are you seriously dating #13?
Danny: What can I say? I’m just full of surprises.
Harrison: I just really want to shake your hand right now.
And soon, you’re locked in a chicken fight in the pool with Margot Robbie and Chris Winters! Chris holding tight onto your legs, you ride on his shoulders and successfully knock Margot of Harrison’s! They go splashing in the water!
Harrison: Pffft! No fair!
Danny: Sorry, Harrison. Can’t stop the Chris-Danny combo!
Chris: Yeah, I think we made a pretty great team, don’t you?
Chris lifts you off him with ease before pulling you in for a passionate kiss in the pool.
Harrison: Are you kidding me? You somehow forgot to mention you’re dating #7 too?! Everything I know is a lie!
Danny: I never kiss and tell.
Harrison: Fair point. That’s actually Rule #14. Man, I need to step up my game if I want to get on your level!
Rewards
Later on…
Chris: Hey, Danny, mind taking a picture of us?
Chris poses with four other men in front of the mansion. You snap the photo just as Harrison comes up to you, toweling off.
Harrison: Whoa, Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Winters, Chris Pratt, and Chris Hemsworth in one photo? How did the camera not melt from that hotness?
Danny: Oh, there you are, Harrison. Where’d you disappear to?
Harrison: I was just doin’ me, Danny. Scored phone numbers from #42, #48, and numbers 50 through 54. Plus, quite a few people on the list thought you were cute and asked me to pass along their digits.
Danny: Wow! You’re cleaning up, Harrison! Even the Sexy 100 isn’t much of a challenge for you.
Harrison: That’s why it’s time to initiate Operation Siren Song. I am going to seduce #1… Masika. She’s right over there.
Danny: Where? All I see is a bunch of journalists and bodyguards…
Harrison: That’s how you know it’s her. A star that big always has a strong gravity. It’ll be hard to break through that barrier. Some people would say impossible. I am not some people. Watch and learn.
Part 4
Harrison: Operation Siren Song is a go.
You and Harrison walk toward the large group of bodyguards, photographers, and desperate suitors clustered around R&B princess Masika.
Danny: Wow, I think I just caught a glimpse of her past that one guy’s arm! She’s even more gorgeous in person!
Harrison: Try not to stare. Rule #76: Keep your eye on the prize, but not litera--
Harrison bumps right into a young woman walking the other way! Her drink sloshes all over her sundress!
Harrison: Oof!
Kendra: …perfect. Just perfect.
Harrison: Sorry, sorry! That’s my bad. Totally on me. Here’ let me help--
Kendra: No, thank you. I’ll be quite all right, Mr. Byrd. Enjoy the party.
Harrison: Wait… you know me?
The woman pauses and looks back at Harrison. Their eyes meet.
Kendra: …yes, Mr. Byrd. I do.
Harrison: Then that’s no fair. Because I don’t know you. Who are you?
Time - 8 hours
The woman Harrison spilled the drink on hesitates, slightly impatient.
Kendra: Kendra Soto-Peralta, Manhatten Inquirer.
Harrison: I didn’t see you on the list. What number are you?
Kendra: You don’t listen too well, do you, Mr. Byrd? I just said I’m a journalist. I’m here covering the event for my paper.
Harrison: If you’re not on the list, you--
Kendra: —should be? Were you really going to try to use that line?
Harrison: I… Let me start over.I saw a fireplace inside. We could sit by the hearth as you dry off, maybe find you something--
Kendra: Something more comfortable to slip into? My, my, Mr. Byrd…
Harrison: All my friends call me Harrison.
Kendra: In that case, Mr. Byrd, while your offer is… quite something, I’ll still have to pass. I’m here to try for an exclusive interview with Masika, and if memory serves, she’s not #94. Enjoy the party.
Kendra walks off, deftly lifting a new glass of champagne from a passing waiter as she goes. Harrison watches her go, slack-jawed.
Danny: Um, Harrison? Hellooooo?
Rewards
Harrison: Huh? Were you saying something, Danny?
Danny: I can’t believe it! You’re… you’re smitten!
Harrison: Ha! Hilarious, Danny. Rule #3: Don’t get attached.
Danny: Sure, sure. Well, if you’re sticking to that story, you don’t care that she just walked away, do you? After all, Masika’s still right over there. Unless there’s someone you’d rather hit on…
Harrison looks over his shoulder to where Masika can barely be glimpsed among her personal press corps.
Harrison: Well, obviously I can’t go talk to Masika now! This Kendra woman threw me off my game! If I can’t get a date with a reporter, how can I expect to be in peak form for the hottest person on the planet?!
Danny: Well, you know… I could maybe help you try to get a date with Kendra. Just to get you ‘in form’, of course…
Harrison: Are you… saying what I think you’re saying?
Danny: Yes. I’ll be your wingman.
Harrison fistbumps you!
Harrison: This is going to be epic. The two most charming, seductive people in L.A. teaming up. Nobody stands a chance! Kendra seems tough and no-nonsense… but we’re guaranteed to get her attention with some help from a little T.O.E..
Danny: Uh, a little what now?
Harrison: My signature T.O.E. three-step seduction plan. First, you Tantalize, then you Optimize. And finally, when the stage is set, you Engage. Now, to lay the groundwork…
Part 5
Harrison: You can be my wingman any time.
Harrison: Rule #67: Make them want to start the convo. But to do that, you’ve got to tantalize them. I need you to start a rumor of something totally crazy about me. I’m talking even crazier than my real life.
Danny: I don’t know, Harrison. Kendra seemed pretty sharp. I don’t think she’ll buy it.
Harrison: She won’t. But everyone around her will constantly be talking about me. A reporter’s always on the hunt for truth. She’ll have no choice but to confront me to debunk the rumor… Which I’ll prompty refute, disgusted by these wicked lies… or am I?
Danny: That could work. I guess I could go around telling people that you’re secretly reeling from a devastating breakup!
Harrison: You, my friend, are a genius. The idea that Harrison Byrd, of all people, could even possibly be heartbroken is too juicy a rumor to pass up.
You mingle with various celebrities, intruding on conversations to drop clues…
Danny: Yeah, I totally just heard him in the bathroom, quietly singing along to ‘I Will Always Love You’!
Eventually, you make your way back to Harrison, who high-fives you.
Harrison: I already hear people talking about it!
Harrison nods to ward where Emilia Clarke is telling Kendra something and pointing in your direction.
Harrison: Operation Falcon Whisper, mission accomplished!
Harrison: Now, we’re going to execute Operation Gallant Steed.
Danny: Okaaaay, so what does that mean? And what exactly are we optimizing?
Harrison: We’re optimizing how much I look like a badass hero! How you ask? By saving you.
Danny: Saving me? From what?
Harrison: That’s your call. Just make sure I look brave when I rescue you.
Danny: Hmm. Well, you can save me from my hair catching fire!
Harrison: Now that is awesome. Great idea.
Danny: Yeah, but how are we going to set fire to my--
Harrison has already plucked a candle from a table and put its flame to your hair! A few strands ignite!
Danny: Aah! Aah! Aah!
You stand up in a panic, swatting at the tongues of flame on your head! Everyone around you gasps in shock!
Harrison: I’ll save you!
Harrison lifts you up and launches you both into the pool, instantly smothering the fire1 You resurface to peals of applause! Harrison shoots you a wink.
Danny: A little more warning, next time?
Harrison: Rule #56: Think fast. Act faster.
Danny: That sure was a lot of not talking to the woman you want to talk to. You really think all that will work?
Harrison: That’s a Harrison Byrd guarantee. Thanks to you, we’ve successfully tantalized Kendra and optimized my attractiveness Time to put the nail on the T.O.E.. We engage, head- on.
Harrison scoops up two passionfruit cocktails from the bar and approaches Kendra, who sites alone at a poolside table. She’s gazing across the party to where Masika is still surrounded by an impenetrable cluster of reporters and bodyguards.
Harrison: Still can’t get that exclusive sit-down, huh? You look like you could use a strong drink.
Kendra turns to see Harrison. Her eyes fall on the drinks, and she smirks.
Kendra: Passionfruit, of course. A name and color both of aphrodisiac qualities.
Harrison: Am I so obvious?
Kendra: As a matter of fact, you are. The T.O.E. plan? Really, Mr. Byrd? Does this garbage work on most people?
Harrison: I, uh… I’m not sure what you’re talking about.
Kendra: And a tired retread like Operation Falcon Whisper? I’ll admit Operation Gallant Steed was audacious in this crowd… But still I expected something a little more inventive from the Harrison Byrd.
Harrison: Sooooo… you’ve seen my YouTube series, huh?
Kendra: You mean Harrison Byrd’s ‘How I Stopped Striking Out and Learned to Love the T.O.E.’? I might have seen it.
Kendra smiles and snatches up both of the passionfruit cocktails before walking off.
Kendra: Thanks for the drinks, darling.
Rewards
You take Kendra’s seat beside Harrison, who watches her leave yet again, this time even more amazed. He slumps onto a bar stool and orders from the bartender.
Harrison: On second thought, just leave the bottle.
You sit down beside him as he pours a glass of whiskey.
Danny: Harrison…
Harrison: How, Danny? Nobody’s ever resisted the T.O.E.!
Danny: Well, you came here looking for a challenge, remember? She’s it! You came here looking for something new and different, so you can’t expect the same plan to work.
Harrison: But the plan is who I am. I’ve got rules for a reason, Danny. Anything else… that’s not me. And neither is getting hung up on one girl like a chump. Rule #3: Never get attached.
Danny: So what are you gonna do?
Harrison: What I came here to do. I’m getting Masika’s number.
Part 6
Harrison: Rule #10: If you say you’re gonna do something, you do it.
Harrison downs the last of his whiskey and stands up, straightening his tie with firm resolve.
Danny: Wait, Harrison, Masika is still surrounded by all those paparazzi and bodyguards! How are you planning on charming her with everybody around? And don’t you have to start with the T.O.E. plan?
Harrison: No time. This party’s winding down. It’s not or never, Danny… I’m going in.
Harrison strides confidently toward the crowd surrounding Masika. Craning your neck to see, you glimpse Harrison smooth-talking his way through the press and the guards…
Harrison: Very important phone call here for Masika. Comin’ through.
And soon, he’s talking to the princess of R&B herself!
Harrison: Important phone call? Yeah, it’s the one where I tell you I’m picking you up at eight on Friday for the night of your life. Only question is, are you gonna answer the call?
Time - 12 hours
You watch from a distance as Harrison lays on the charm. Masika smiles flirtatiously at him, grabs a napkin, and jots down her number! Harrison squeezes back through the clamoring crowd and struts toward you, grinning… but his smile seems forced.
Harrison: Boom. Another Harrison Byrd masterpiece.
Danny: That’s pretty impressive, no question, but… are you sure that’s the number you wanted to get?
Harrison: Are you kidding? I basically just scaled Everest! I mean… This was like… the best party ever…
As the event draws to a close, the Sexy 100 and their guests file toward the valet line in the front of the Malibu Mansion. You hug your old friends and new ones as they leave one-by-one. You realize Harrison is staring past you to the back of the line, where Kendra is laughing with Zac Efron.
Danny: Harrison, you should do something.
Harrison: And I’m gonna. You and I are going to call up a stretch limo and a handful of these hotties, and we’re gonna have the night of our lives. Rule #3, remember--
Danny: I know, I know. Don’t get attached. The thing is, rules are great sometimes. They give you direction. And in life, a lot of the time, you really need to have a plan. But sometimes, rules just hold you back.
Harrison: So… what are you saying?
Danny: I’m saying, you have all these rules and these stats… and you call it all a game. But for some people, it’s not a game. My guess? Kendra’s one of those people. If you like her, go up and tell her. No operations, no schemes… no subliminally colored cocktails. Just be honest and vulnerable for once.
Rewards
Harrison opens his mouth to respond, but just then, the valet returns with the white convertible and opens the door.
Harrison: Come on, Danny. We have to bounce.
Danny: No, we don’t. You make the rules. The rules don’t make you.
Harrison thinks for a moment…
Harrison: You know what? That’d make a pretty good rule. Gimme a second, Danny. I’ll be right back.
Part 7
Harrison: Rule number… aw, forget it. This is happening.
Harrison walks off, leaving the perplexed valet gesturing wildly.
Danny: He’ll be back.
Harrison runs past the long queue, as some other guests complain about the delay.
Harrison: Kendra!
Kendra turns away from her conversation and cocks an eyebrow at him.
Harrison: Here.
Harrison hands her a napkin from his pocket.
Kendra: How kind. Is this to dry off after you spill another drink on me?
Harrison: No. But I hope it cleans up another mess.
Kendra sees the handwriting on the napkin…
Harrison: That’s Masika’s personal phone number. I figure you could maybe use it to get that exclusive interview. I… don’t really have any use for it.
Kendra: Well, I… uh… thank you, Mr. Byrd.
Harrison: You’re welcome.
Harrison turns to go.
Kendra: Harrison? Wait…
Time - 16 hours
Harrison stops and turns back to Kendra.
Kendra: Look, I’m going back to New York tonight… But next time I’m in town… might you be interested in a sit-down interview?
Harrison: …you mean, an exclusive?
Kendra: Something like that. Maybe over dinner? To be perfectly honest, I’d been planning to ask you all night… Ever since I intentionally bumped into you so you’d spill my drink all over me.
Harrison: Wait, hang on… you mean…
Kendra: Oh, you didn’t recognize Operation Meet-Cute? Maybe you’re not quite as perceptive as you like to think you are, huh?
Harrison: So you’re telling me you’ve been planning this all night? Why didn’t you just say something?
Kendra: Guideline 6(b): Make ‘em work for it.
Harrison: You’re joking. You have rules too?!
Kendra: No, not rules. Guidelines give me a little more… flexibility. And if you get to know me, you’ll fine I can be very, very flexible.
Harrison: Sweet mother of mercy…
Rewards
Grinning ear to ear, Harrison jogs back to you and slaps a hefty tip into the palm of the impatient valet.
Danny: How’d Operation Unfinished Business go?
Harrison: Mission accomplished. I have to say, I’ve been teaching you a lot about the Rules of Awesome… But it seems like the apprentice has become the master.
Harrison takes the keys and pauses…
Harrison: Actually… Danny, you wanna drive?
Danny: Me? Really? You’re getting rid of the rule?
Harrison: Nah. The Rule’s still there… But sometimes, breaking the rules can be pretty fun too.
Harrison: Rule #2: Always be ready. Any night could be the night of your life.
- Have Harrison
One afternoon, you’re sitting in class, listening to Professor Hunt’s lecture...
Thomas Hunt: ...and yet, in Psycho, Hitchcock shocked audiences worldwide by killing off his protagonist in the first act. It’s not enough to know proper structure. You also have to know when to break from it...
Suddenly, you feel a tap on your shoulder as Harrison sneaks into the seat behind you.
Harrison: Come on, Danny, it’s game time. We gotta go.
Danny: Now? I’m in the middle of lecture. Are we going somewhere?
Harrison: Starlet Magazine’s hosting their annual Sexy 100 bash at Malibu Mansion. Nothing special Just giant pools, top-shelf cocktails, three-star chefs, and literally the hundred sexiest people alive... Including yours truly at #94!
Danny: #94? Wow, that’s pretty low, don’t you think? You’re just gonna let them dis you like that?
Harrison: I know, right?! I mean, #94? Come on, I’m at least a 70 or 71. I didn’t beat out a single Hemsworth brother! But at least I’m ahead of Kristen Bell at #95. We have beef. You don’t even wanna know. Hey, why are we still sitting here talking?! Let’s make moves!
Danny: Uh, Harrison, this sounds fun, but I’m pretty sure I wasn’t invited...
Harrison: You took the oath, Danny. That means we’re BFFs. We’re basically Seth Rogen and James Franco. If I’m going, you’re going.
Rewards
- 15 Diamonds
Harrison: Let’s go get you looking hot. First, you’re gonna need a swimsuit. Ready?
Danny: We can leave after class.
Harrison: For real?! You’re gonna sit here and listen to Professor McDreamy drone on? When we could be at the Malibu Mansion?
Danny: You have rules, Harrison, and so do I. And I don’t skip class.
Harrison: Fair enough. Always respect a fellow awesome person’s rules. But as soon as this is over, we are out of here!
Part 2
Harrison: Rule #59: If you got it, flaunt it.
- Danny wearing a Miami Vice Outfit
Soon, you step out of your dorm wearing a brand new swimsuit and find Harrison waiting for you.
Danny: Think I’ll fit in with the Sexy 100?
Harrison: Fit in? Hell no, you’ll stand out! You’re gonna bust the curve looking like that!
He vaults into a gleaming white luxury convertible parked by the curb.
Danny: Whoa! That’s your car? Any chance you might… I don’t know… let your good friend Danny drive it sometime?
Harrison: Nice try, Danny. Rule #73: Nobody touches the ride. Hop in and buckle up. You’re in for a wild night.
Time - 6 hours
You’re sitting shotgun as Harrison roars through the hills of Malibu, feeling the sea-scented wind in your hair.
Harrison: The key is to mentally prepare yourself for how epic tonight’s gonna be. This is the Sexy 100 we’re talking about. The mansion itself will be the worst looking thing there, and that’s saying something. Speaking of… are you trying to meet anyone tonight? A special someone or two?
Danny: Well… I’m always on the prowl.
Harrison: Perfect. That means you already know Rule #12: Stay hungry. Because tonight, my friend, they’re serving up a feast for the eyes. Personally, I’m just looking forward to the challenge.
Danny: What challenge?
Harrison tosses you his phone, open to its list of contacts…
Harrison: Those are the phone numbers I’ve gotten in the last month. Hundreds of them. Celebs, waitresses, lawyers, models… The game’s become too easy, Danny. It’s like fishing in a kiddie pool.
Danny: And you’re thinking that scoring dates with the Sexy 100 will be more of a challenge?
Harrison: Rule #45: Always push yourself. Never get complacent. And by the end of the night, I plan on landing a date with Starlet’s Sexy #1. The magnificent Masika.
Danny: The R&B superstar? She’s not just sexy, she’s drop-dead stunning! You really think you can get a date with her?
Harrison: Confidence is key, Danny. But you’re right… this must be my finest performance. And look…
You crest over a final hill and see a massive estate sprawling all the way to the Pacific bluffs…
Harrison: We’re here. Let the games begin.
Rewards
- 2 Diamonds
Harrison screeches to a halt outside the mansion, and the two of you get out. Harrison flips his keys to the valet. You haze up at the towering mansion. The sounds of laugher and music waft from inside.
Danny: This place is ridiculous!
Harrison: There’ll be plenty more to gawk at by the pool, Danny. Come on, the part can’t start without us.
Part 3
Harrison: Rule #32: Act like you own the place.
- Level 2+ Harrison
Impeccably dressed butlers guide you and Harrison through the mammoth house, every wall lavishly decorated with art from Van Gogh to Banksy.
Danny: I can’t believe I’m inside the Malibu Mansion…
Harrison: A lot of history went down here. That lounge is where RDJ agreed to play Iron Man. And that couch is where Justin and Selena first made out. So the legend goes… Now it is we who walk these hallowed halls of awesome, ready to forge our own legend.
The butlers open the veranda doors, and you’re instantly bathed in beautiful sunlight…
Danny: Wow!
Harrison: Yup.
Dozens upon dozens of preposterously beautiful people lounge in a massive, shimmering pool or sup cocktails in luxurious white cabanas.
Danny: Is… is this heaven?
Harrison: Ninety-nine of the hottest people on earth in one pool? I’d say yes.
Danny: Wait, only ninety-nine?
Harrison: Professor Hunt, a.k.a. #33, doesn’t like this stuff. Fortunately, I do. Time to mingle.
Time - 10 hours
At the Malibu Mansion, the guests at the Sexy 100 magazine party cheer as you and Harrison join the party!
Harrison: Let’s do this thing!
First, you and Harrison race Mila Kunis and Vin Diesel down the twisting water slide…
Harrison: Whoaaaaa!
Danny: Yes! I win again!
Harrison: Nice, Danny. You’re fast… and looks like Vin’s furious!
Then, you hit up the floating cocktail bar in the middle of the pool and throw back drinks with George Clooney and supermodel Victoria Swenson!
Danny: What shall we toast to, Victoria?
Victoria: How about, new friends… and new experiences.
Victoria downs her drink and then drapes her arms over your shoulders, pulling you in for a passionate kiss.
Harrison: Did I just see that? Danny… are you seriously dating #13?
Danny: What can I say? I’m just full of surprises.
Harrison: I just really want to shake your hand right now.
And soon, you’re locked in a chicken fight in the pool with Margot Robbie and Chris Winters! Chris holding tight onto your legs, you ride on his shoulders and successfully knock Margot of Harrison’s! They go splashing in the water!
Harrison: Pffft! No fair!
Danny: Sorry, Harrison. Can’t stop the Chris-Danny combo!
Chris: Yeah, I think we made a pretty great team, don’t you?
Chris lifts you off him with ease before pulling you in for a passionate kiss in the pool.
Harrison: Are you kidding me? You somehow forgot to mention you’re dating #7 too?! Everything I know is a lie!
Danny: I never kiss and tell.
Harrison: Fair point. That’s actually Rule #14. Man, I need to step up my game if I want to get on your level!
Rewards
- 725 Cash
Later on…
Chris: Hey, Danny, mind taking a picture of us?
Chris poses with four other men in front of the mansion. You snap the photo just as Harrison comes up to you, toweling off.
Harrison: Whoa, Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Winters, Chris Pratt, and Chris Hemsworth in one photo? How did the camera not melt from that hotness?
Danny: Oh, there you are, Harrison. Where’d you disappear to?
Harrison: I was just doin’ me, Danny. Scored phone numbers from #42, #48, and numbers 50 through 54. Plus, quite a few people on the list thought you were cute and asked me to pass along their digits.
Danny: Wow! You’re cleaning up, Harrison! Even the Sexy 100 isn’t much of a challenge for you.
Harrison: That’s why it’s time to initiate Operation Siren Song. I am going to seduce #1… Masika. She’s right over there.
Danny: Where? All I see is a bunch of journalists and bodyguards…
Harrison: That’s how you know it’s her. A star that big always has a strong gravity. It’ll be hard to break through that barrier. Some people would say impossible. I am not some people. Watch and learn.
Part 4
Harrison: Operation Siren Song is a go.
- Level 3+ Harrison
You and Harrison walk toward the large group of bodyguards, photographers, and desperate suitors clustered around R&B princess Masika.
Danny: Wow, I think I just caught a glimpse of her past that one guy’s arm! She’s even more gorgeous in person!
Harrison: Try not to stare. Rule #76: Keep your eye on the prize, but not litera--
Harrison bumps right into a young woman walking the other way! Her drink sloshes all over her sundress!
Harrison: Oof!
Kendra: …perfect. Just perfect.
Harrison: Sorry, sorry! That’s my bad. Totally on me. Here’ let me help--
Kendra: No, thank you. I’ll be quite all right, Mr. Byrd. Enjoy the party.
Harrison: Wait… you know me?
The woman pauses and looks back at Harrison. Their eyes meet.
Kendra: …yes, Mr. Byrd. I do.
Harrison: Then that’s no fair. Because I don’t know you. Who are you?
Time - 8 hours
The woman Harrison spilled the drink on hesitates, slightly impatient.
Kendra: Kendra Soto-Peralta, Manhatten Inquirer.
Harrison: I didn’t see you on the list. What number are you?
Kendra: You don’t listen too well, do you, Mr. Byrd? I just said I’m a journalist. I’m here covering the event for my paper.
Harrison: If you’re not on the list, you--
Kendra: —should be? Were you really going to try to use that line?
Harrison: I… Let me start over.I saw a fireplace inside. We could sit by the hearth as you dry off, maybe find you something--
Kendra: Something more comfortable to slip into? My, my, Mr. Byrd…
Harrison: All my friends call me Harrison.
Kendra: In that case, Mr. Byrd, while your offer is… quite something, I’ll still have to pass. I’m here to try for an exclusive interview with Masika, and if memory serves, she’s not #94. Enjoy the party.
Kendra walks off, deftly lifting a new glass of champagne from a passing waiter as she goes. Harrison watches her go, slack-jawed.
Danny: Um, Harrison? Hellooooo?
Rewards
- 525 Cash
Harrison: Huh? Were you saying something, Danny?
Danny: I can’t believe it! You’re… you’re smitten!
Harrison: Ha! Hilarious, Danny. Rule #3: Don’t get attached.
Danny: Sure, sure. Well, if you’re sticking to that story, you don’t care that she just walked away, do you? After all, Masika’s still right over there. Unless there’s someone you’d rather hit on…
Harrison looks over his shoulder to where Masika can barely be glimpsed among her personal press corps.
Harrison: Well, obviously I can’t go talk to Masika now! This Kendra woman threw me off my game! If I can’t get a date with a reporter, how can I expect to be in peak form for the hottest person on the planet?!
Danny: Well, you know… I could maybe help you try to get a date with Kendra. Just to get you ‘in form’, of course…
Harrison: Are you… saying what I think you’re saying?
Danny: Yes. I’ll be your wingman.
Harrison fistbumps you!
Harrison: This is going to be epic. The two most charming, seductive people in L.A. teaming up. Nobody stands a chance! Kendra seems tough and no-nonsense… but we’re guaranteed to get her attention with some help from a little T.O.E..
Danny: Uh, a little what now?
Harrison: My signature T.O.E. three-step seduction plan. First, you Tantalize, then you Optimize. And finally, when the stage is set, you Engage. Now, to lay the groundwork…
Part 5
Harrison: You can be my wingman any time.
- Tantalize!
- Optimize!
- Spend 750 Cash
Harrison: Rule #67: Make them want to start the convo. But to do that, you’ve got to tantalize them. I need you to start a rumor of something totally crazy about me. I’m talking even crazier than my real life.
Danny: I don’t know, Harrison. Kendra seemed pretty sharp. I don’t think she’ll buy it.
Harrison: She won’t. But everyone around her will constantly be talking about me. A reporter’s always on the hunt for truth. She’ll have no choice but to confront me to debunk the rumor… Which I’ll prompty refute, disgusted by these wicked lies… or am I?
Danny: That could work. I guess I could go around telling people that you’re secretly reeling from a devastating breakup!
Harrison: You, my friend, are a genius. The idea that Harrison Byrd, of all people, could even possibly be heartbroken is too juicy a rumor to pass up.
You mingle with various celebrities, intruding on conversations to drop clues…
Danny: Yeah, I totally just heard him in the bathroom, quietly singing along to ‘I Will Always Love You’!
Eventually, you make your way back to Harrison, who high-fives you.
Harrison: I already hear people talking about it!
Harrison nods to ward where Emilia Clarke is telling Kendra something and pointing in your direction.
Harrison: Operation Falcon Whisper, mission accomplished!
Harrison: Now, we’re going to execute Operation Gallant Steed.
Danny: Okaaaay, so what does that mean? And what exactly are we optimizing?
Harrison: We’re optimizing how much I look like a badass hero! How you ask? By saving you.
Danny: Saving me? From what?
Harrison: That’s your call. Just make sure I look brave when I rescue you.
Danny: Hmm. Well, you can save me from my hair catching fire!
Harrison: Now that is awesome. Great idea.
Danny: Yeah, but how are we going to set fire to my--
Harrison has already plucked a candle from a table and put its flame to your hair! A few strands ignite!
Danny: Aah! Aah! Aah!
You stand up in a panic, swatting at the tongues of flame on your head! Everyone around you gasps in shock!
Harrison: I’ll save you!
Harrison lifts you up and launches you both into the pool, instantly smothering the fire1 You resurface to peals of applause! Harrison shoots you a wink.
Danny: A little more warning, next time?
Harrison: Rule #56: Think fast. Act faster.
Danny: That sure was a lot of not talking to the woman you want to talk to. You really think all that will work?
Harrison: That’s a Harrison Byrd guarantee. Thanks to you, we’ve successfully tantalized Kendra and optimized my attractiveness Time to put the nail on the T.O.E.. We engage, head- on.
Harrison scoops up two passionfruit cocktails from the bar and approaches Kendra, who sites alone at a poolside table. She’s gazing across the party to where Masika is still surrounded by an impenetrable cluster of reporters and bodyguards.
Harrison: Still can’t get that exclusive sit-down, huh? You look like you could use a strong drink.
Kendra turns to see Harrison. Her eyes fall on the drinks, and she smirks.
Kendra: Passionfruit, of course. A name and color both of aphrodisiac qualities.
Harrison: Am I so obvious?
Kendra: As a matter of fact, you are. The T.O.E. plan? Really, Mr. Byrd? Does this garbage work on most people?
Harrison: I, uh… I’m not sure what you’re talking about.
Kendra: And a tired retread like Operation Falcon Whisper? I’ll admit Operation Gallant Steed was audacious in this crowd… But still I expected something a little more inventive from the Harrison Byrd.
Harrison: Sooooo… you’ve seen my YouTube series, huh?
Kendra: You mean Harrison Byrd’s ‘How I Stopped Striking Out and Learned to Love the T.O.E.’? I might have seen it.
Kendra smiles and snatches up both of the passionfruit cocktails before walking off.
Kendra: Thanks for the drinks, darling.
Rewards
- 3 Diamonds
You take Kendra’s seat beside Harrison, who watches her leave yet again, this time even more amazed. He slumps onto a bar stool and orders from the bartender.
Harrison: On second thought, just leave the bottle.
You sit down beside him as he pours a glass of whiskey.
Danny: Harrison…
Harrison: How, Danny? Nobody’s ever resisted the T.O.E.!
Danny: Well, you came here looking for a challenge, remember? She’s it! You came here looking for something new and different, so you can’t expect the same plan to work.
Harrison: But the plan is who I am. I’ve got rules for a reason, Danny. Anything else… that’s not me. And neither is getting hung up on one girl like a chump. Rule #3: Never get attached.
Danny: So what are you gonna do?
Harrison: What I came here to do. I’m getting Masika’s number.
Part 6
Harrison: Rule #10: If you say you’re gonna do something, you do it.
- Level 4+ Harrison
Harrison downs the last of his whiskey and stands up, straightening his tie with firm resolve.
Danny: Wait, Harrison, Masika is still surrounded by all those paparazzi and bodyguards! How are you planning on charming her with everybody around? And don’t you have to start with the T.O.E. plan?
Harrison: No time. This party’s winding down. It’s not or never, Danny… I’m going in.
Harrison strides confidently toward the crowd surrounding Masika. Craning your neck to see, you glimpse Harrison smooth-talking his way through the press and the guards…
Harrison: Very important phone call here for Masika. Comin’ through.
And soon, he’s talking to the princess of R&B herself!
Harrison: Important phone call? Yeah, it’s the one where I tell you I’m picking you up at eight on Friday for the night of your life. Only question is, are you gonna answer the call?
Time - 12 hours
You watch from a distance as Harrison lays on the charm. Masika smiles flirtatiously at him, grabs a napkin, and jots down her number! Harrison squeezes back through the clamoring crowd and struts toward you, grinning… but his smile seems forced.
Harrison: Boom. Another Harrison Byrd masterpiece.
Danny: That’s pretty impressive, no question, but… are you sure that’s the number you wanted to get?
Harrison: Are you kidding? I basically just scaled Everest! I mean… This was like… the best party ever…
As the event draws to a close, the Sexy 100 and their guests file toward the valet line in the front of the Malibu Mansion. You hug your old friends and new ones as they leave one-by-one. You realize Harrison is staring past you to the back of the line, where Kendra is laughing with Zac Efron.
Danny: Harrison, you should do something.
Harrison: And I’m gonna. You and I are going to call up a stretch limo and a handful of these hotties, and we’re gonna have the night of our lives. Rule #3, remember--
Danny: I know, I know. Don’t get attached. The thing is, rules are great sometimes. They give you direction. And in life, a lot of the time, you really need to have a plan. But sometimes, rules just hold you back.
Harrison: So… what are you saying?
Danny: I’m saying, you have all these rules and these stats… and you call it all a game. But for some people, it’s not a game. My guess? Kendra’s one of those people. If you like her, go up and tell her. No operations, no schemes… no subliminally colored cocktails. Just be honest and vulnerable for once.
Rewards
- 1500 Cash
Harrison opens his mouth to respond, but just then, the valet returns with the white convertible and opens the door.
Harrison: Come on, Danny. We have to bounce.
Danny: No, we don’t. You make the rules. The rules don’t make you.
Harrison thinks for a moment…
Harrison: You know what? That’d make a pretty good rule. Gimme a second, Danny. I’ll be right back.
Part 7
Harrison: Rule number… aw, forget it. This is happening.
- Level 5+ Harrison
Harrison walks off, leaving the perplexed valet gesturing wildly.
Danny: He’ll be back.
Harrison runs past the long queue, as some other guests complain about the delay.
Harrison: Kendra!
Kendra turns away from her conversation and cocks an eyebrow at him.
Harrison: Here.
Harrison hands her a napkin from his pocket.
Kendra: How kind. Is this to dry off after you spill another drink on me?
Harrison: No. But I hope it cleans up another mess.
Kendra sees the handwriting on the napkin…
Harrison: That’s Masika’s personal phone number. I figure you could maybe use it to get that exclusive interview. I… don’t really have any use for it.
Kendra: Well, I… uh… thank you, Mr. Byrd.
Harrison: You’re welcome.
Harrison turns to go.
Kendra: Harrison? Wait…
Time - 16 hours
Harrison stops and turns back to Kendra.
Kendra: Look, I’m going back to New York tonight… But next time I’m in town… might you be interested in a sit-down interview?
Harrison: …you mean, an exclusive?
Kendra: Something like that. Maybe over dinner? To be perfectly honest, I’d been planning to ask you all night… Ever since I intentionally bumped into you so you’d spill my drink all over me.
Harrison: Wait, hang on… you mean…
Kendra: Oh, you didn’t recognize Operation Meet-Cute? Maybe you’re not quite as perceptive as you like to think you are, huh?
Harrison: So you’re telling me you’ve been planning this all night? Why didn’t you just say something?
Kendra: Guideline 6(b): Make ‘em work for it.
Harrison: You’re joking. You have rules too?!
Kendra: No, not rules. Guidelines give me a little more… flexibility. And if you get to know me, you’ll fine I can be very, very flexible.
Harrison: Sweet mother of mercy…
Rewards
- 5 Diamonds
Grinning ear to ear, Harrison jogs back to you and slaps a hefty tip into the palm of the impatient valet.
Danny: How’d Operation Unfinished Business go?
Harrison: Mission accomplished. I have to say, I’ve been teaching you a lot about the Rules of Awesome… But it seems like the apprentice has become the master.
Harrison takes the keys and pauses…
Harrison: Actually… Danny, you wanna drive?
Danny: Me? Really? You’re getting rid of the rule?
Harrison: Nah. The Rule’s still there… But sometimes, breaking the rules can be pretty fun too.
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