Freaks and Greeks
Released: 17th April 2015
Time-Sensitive Quest
Time-Sensitive Quest
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Part 1
Crash: Check THIS out!
You, Addison, Ethan, and Lisa are walking up to the student union for lunch when…
Danny: Uh… what’s going on over there?
Across the union, a dozen frat boys in bright neon tank tops dance in a circle around a small outdoor fountain, chanting loudly… Suddenly, a figure catapults out from the roof above the union coffee shop, sailing through the air!
Crash: Iiiincoooomiiiiing!
Crash windmills his arms to stabilize… and splashes down right into the fountain in the middle of the circle! The frat guys erupt in cheers! As Crash climbs out, soaking wet, he spots you and waves you over.
Crash: Hey, guys! These dudes said they’d heard about my awesome stunts and had to meet me! And if they like awesome people, they’re gonna love you! Come say hi!
One of the frat guys swaggers up and throws an arm over Crash’s shoulder.
Luke: Crash, that was amazing.
He scans his eyes over your group…
Luke: And you’ve already got girls interested! Like a true Rho Bro.
Danny: Luke. I remember you.
He suddenly takes you in, recalling your date with Hunt…
Luke: Crash, you’re friends with him?!
Crash: Of course. Danny’s basically the coolest.
Luke: Try the worst!
Danny: How’s your jaw?
Luke: Never mind.
Luke shoots you a glare before turning back to Crash.
Luke: Now, Crash, lemme give it to you straight. You totally have what it takes to pledge Rho Gamma. Think about it. Cave-diving, mountain-climbing, and sky-diving trips, like all the time…
Crash: Whoa… that does sound amazing…
Luke: Tons of new friends to share awesome times with… so are you in or out?
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Luke: What do you say, Crash?
As the frat guys start chanting Crash’s name, Crash looks back at them apprehensively.
Crash: I don’t know… on the one hand, you and Danny seem to have a history. But on the other, you just listed like everything I’ve ever done or wanted to do…
Crash turns to you and your friends.
Crash: What do you guys think? Should we join? It does sound pretty epic!
Luke and the frat guys laugh derisively.
Luke: Crash… wait, wait… you’re serious? Them? In Rho Gamma?
Danny: What’s that supposed to mean?
Lisa: Yeah, if you’ve got something you wanna say, Trust Fund, spit it out.
Luke: I mean, maybe these dudes could be in Rho Bros if they, like, dedicated their lives to it…
Ethan: How tempting.
Luke: But the chicks? I mean… yeah, right. But we’ll let you know if we need eye candy for our next rager.
Crash: Whoa! What’s your deal, Luke?!
Luke: Look, Crash, I get you’ve been slumming it with these ‘people’ or whatever, and props for not forgetting your roots… But now you’re a Rho Bro. Girls aren’t your friends. They’re trophies, feel me? You don’t need to hang with them anymore. You’re in the Rho Gamma family now!
Crash: Thanks, but I already have a family here.
Crash brushes past Luke and stands with you.
Luke: You’ve gotta be kidding me. Come on, Crash, you’re one of us! You belong in a frat!
Danny: Then maybe he’ll just start his own!
Crash: Hey, yeah! One we can all join!
Addison: One where the members aren’t chauvinist pigs…
Lisa: But they’re still down to rage 24-7!
Ethan: Wait a second… are we for real right now? Are we actually starting a co-ed frat?
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Part 2
Luke: You think YOU can start your own frat? Pfft. Dream on, bro. (Beat the bonus timer to get 50% BACK on your Diamonds!)
Ethan: Wait a second… are we for real right now? Are we actually starting a co-ed frat?
Your friends all look at each other…
Danny: I say, yeah! Why not?
Crash: Aw yeah!
Lisa: Ha! Who’s your daddy now, Luke?
Luke: What, is that a Star Wars joke? I’ve heard ‘em all, okay?! Crash… this is your last chance. You’re talking to the most elite frat in L.A. Nobody turns down Rho. Nobody.
Crash: Really? Well, gosh, in that case… Still no.
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Luke: Big mistake, bud. You’re gonna turn down Rho for a frat full of losers like your friends? That’s the lamest thing I’ve ever heard. We’re done here. Rho Bros… rholl out!
On his signal, the rest of the Rho Gamma brothers follow Luke out of the student union.
Crash: Yeah, keep walking!
Addison: Crash… you stood up for us. You really didn’t have to turn them down. We would’ve understood if--
Crash: No way. I’m not interested in a group if my friends can’t be in it. Those guys said they were awesome, but they were, like, the opposite of awesome.
Danny: Well, our frat is going to be the opposite of them.
Ethan: You know, Rho Gamma’s been around since Hollywood U was first founded. Rampant misogyny, destructive parties, a culture of entitlement… At first I thought you guys were crazy… but maybe a new fraternity would actually be a nice counter-balance.
Danny: Then we’re all agreed. All we have to do now is, um… figure out how to start a new frat?
Ethan: Leave that to me.
Part 3
Ethan: Every revolution has its paperwork.
After getting a text, you join Crash, Lisa, and Addison to meet up with Ethan at Charlotte’s BBQ in West L.A.
Ethan: Welcome. Grab a seat and order up. Best ribs in the city, bar none.
Crash: Don’t mind if I do!
Danny: Have you figured out everything we need to start a fraternity at Hollywood U?
Ethan: Please. I once negotiated a back-end contract deal for franchise merchandising rights in twelve countries at once. A fraternity charter? Pfft. Piece of cake… but we are missing one very important thing: a name. And ideally, the Greek letters will spell something out as an acronym for easy branding.
Danny: How about M.E.H.!
Ethan: ‘Meh’? Mu Epsilon Eta?
Danny: Because we’re so chill, everything is like… whatever.
Lisa: Seconded!
Addison: I can’t believe we’re actually doing this… Hollywood U’s first co-ed frat!
Ethan: We’re cooking up something special here. I dreamt big when I wrote our charter, inspired by what you guys said to Luke and his Rho Bros. You guys are my family here. It’s about time we made that official.
You raise your drink aloft.
Danny: To family!
Your friends clink glasses in a toast!
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Ethan: Now all we need to do is get this approved…
Danny: Sounds easy enough.
Ethan: Sorry, wasn’t finished. We need it approved… by Professor Hunt.
Danny: Uh oh…
Part 4
Thomas Hunt: Danny. What disaster are you planning this time?
Soon, you and the other Founders are sitting silently in Professor Hunt’s office, watching as Hunt scans your paperwork with a grimace.
Ethan: You’ll see, Professor, that all of the necessary filings are there--
Hunt holds up a lone finger, silencing Ethan. Finally, Hunt shuffles your paperwork and hands it across his desk to you.
Thomas Hunt: No.
Danny: Wait, what do you mean, no?!
Time - 2 hours
Lisa: Professor, you can’t just say no!
Thomas Hunt: I just did. Fraternities are, as a rule, backwater cesspools of debauchery. The world hardly needs another. Now, get out of my office.
Danny: Professor, please… do it for the university.
Thomas Hunt: And how, pray tell, would this help the university?
Danny: Because for too long, this school has been an ivory tower for the elite. But it’s about time that it had an organization that teaches its members something about acceptance. One that represents the university with a little humanity.
Thomas Hunt: Perhaps you’re right… but I sincerely doubt that a fraternity is the thing that would accomplish this.
Ethan: Professor, the thing is, you have to approve us.
Thomas Hunt: Says who? There’s no rule making me.
Ethan: As a matter of fact, there is, and you know it. University by-law 7.9(b), subsection 12, clause 3.
Thomas Hunt: Hrm. I should’ve expected you’d come prepared, Ethan.
Crash: Ha! Ethan: 1, Professor Hunt: Zeeeeroooo!
Hunt shoots Crash a withering stare of annoyance.
Crash: Shutting up!
Thomas Hunt: Now, Ethan, as you know, that by-law only requires my approval if and only if the founding members meet all of the requirements. That includes ownership of an off- campus house of sufficient capacity… a minimum GPA for each of you… and a demonstrated value to the community.
Danny: No sweat. We can handle all that.
Thomas Hunt: Well, well, aren’t we just brimming with confidence? Allow me to make one thing crystal clear… You make the smallest mistake, the tiniest slight to the university’s reputation… And I will take pleasure in personally shredding your charter.
Rewards
Hunt herds you out of his office. As soon as the door closes…
Crash: Ka-boom! We did it! …sort of!
Danny: Knowing Hunt, that was about as smooth as it could’ve gone. But we still have lots of work to do. First, we’ll need a house. Though I don’t know how we’ll find one we can afford in this area…
Lisa: Ooh! I’ve got the best real estate agent! She helped me find my mansion. She’ll totally be able to hook us up. Danny, come with me. We’re house hunting!
Part 5
Lisa: My real estate agent will know just the place…
You drive Lisa across town, following her directions…
Lisa: My real estate agent said it should be right up here on the left…
Danny: We’re here!
You pull over in front of a colossal three-story house with grimy windows and walls of peeling paint.
Lisa: OMG, seriously, a fixer-upper? Gross! My agent is so fired!
Danny: Hang on, I want to see inside…
Lisa reluctantly follows you inside the dusty house…
Lisa: I know my agent said this place was put on the market in the middle of a remodel, but… It’s like the entire interior’s already been torn out!
Danny: Yeah, and that means we can remodel it however we want! It’s like a blank canvas… waiting for a masterpiece!
Lisa: You mean… we can basically design our dream home?
Danny: Come explore with me! Let’s decide what we should put in! The only limit’s our imagination!
Time - 4 hours
You and Lisa wander through the half-remodeled house, gawking at the empty, cavernous halls…
Lisa: I think we’re where the living room used to be. Should we put another one here?
Danny: Whatever we pick, we’re gonna have in the house for a long time. So why just a regular old living room? How about a more exciting space for everyone to use? Like a beer pong room! I’m thinking epic tournaments! All sorts of games!
Lisa: That’d draw a crowd! Just a heads up… when I turn 21 soon, I’m going to own this room.
You make your way to the second floor, careful to avoid holes in the stairs…
Lisa: I think this was the master bedroom!
Danny: Well, we’re all going to be living in the dorms on campus still… so instead, why don’t we make this a gigantic walk-in closet!
Lisa: The whole thing? This bedroom is pretty huge!
Danny: We’ll need the space to hold all our outfits and shoes!
Lisa: Good point.
Eventually, you find yourselves on the broad roof of the house. You gaze out on the shimmering city.
Danny: Wow, such a great view from up here!
Lisa: Seriously! People are gonna want to party up here all the time!
Danny: Then how about we add a rooftop hot tub! Think about it. A giant hot tub with neon underwater color-changing lights… Lounging in the bubbles? Maybe staring up at the stars?
Lisa: Not too many stars above L.A… but we can relax in the jets and watch the jets from the airport.
Danny: I’ll take it.
Lisa dials on her phone…
Lisa: Margaret? It’s Lisa Valentine. We’ll take it. And I want your best remodeling crew on this. My friend and I have big plans for it.
Rewards
As Lisa chats with the real estate agent, you get a call as well…
Danny: Ethan? Is something up?
Ethan: We might have a slight problem. Remember how each of the Founders needs a 3.0 GPA or higher to get approved? Well, Crash needed some help on that. We’re in the library, but the tutor I got for him is… struggling.
In the background of the call, you hear voices…
Dean: Crash, please… just look at the flash cards.
Crash: Sorry, Dean machine, I’m out! I can’t sit still for another second!
Dean: We’ve only been here for five minutes!
Ethan: Yeah. We could use some assistance.
Danny: I’m on my way.
Part 6
Dean: Crash thinks what HE does is impossible? Try getting him to study.
You meet up with Ethan, Crash, and Dean at the Hollywood U library. Crash has his forehead pressed against a table covered in textbooks and notebooks. He looks up at you…
Crash: Danny… cough… save… me…
Danny: I take it studying’s still not going well?
Dean: That would be an understatement.
Danny: Well, thanks for agreeing to tutor him, Dean.
Dean: Happy to contribute. I think what you guys are putting together could really make a difference. There weren’t any frats or sororities at CalTech… but still I wasn’t exactly considered cool.
Ethan: Sorry to bust up the nostalgia session, but time is of the essence.
Dean: Right. Crash is acing his stuntwork courses, but let’s just say ‘History of Early Cinematography’ isn’t his strong suit.
Ethan: He’s only got one more exam between now and the approval daedline, so unless he pulls up his grade with an A, we’re sunk.
Luke: Too late for that, DiCaprio.
You turn around to see Luke and a pair of Rho Bros sauntering past.
Luke: Get it? Titanic? Sunk? Come on, people, keep up.
Danny: Luke? What are you even doing here?
Dean: You look like you’d be allergic to libraries.
Luke: Good one, Skinny Jeans. Have you ever seen the second-floor receptionist? I come here all the time to hit on her. I heard you found yourselves a house. Still hanging on to that dream of guys and girls sharing a frat, huh? Equality and mutual respect and all that? How progressive. Can’t wait ’til the administration laughs you out of the building.
Ethan: You might be waiting a while, then, Luke. Our professor already said he’ll sign our charter once we complete the requirements.
Luke: Wait, what? You don’t know who you’re messing with, buddy. We’ve been here since the beginning. There’s a way things are, and one day you’re gonna learn that the hard way. Crash… if you ever get your nose out of that book and smell the roses instead… you know where to find me.
Luke marches off, his posse in tow.
Ethan: Well, good thing I have a lot of practice bluffing… because unless Crash gets his studies together, that’s all our frat ever was. A bluff.
Crash: It’s hopeless. No way am I gonna learn all this stuff before my test tomorrow!
Dean: Danny, any ideas how to get Crash to memorize an entire textbook of esoteric facts in a matter of hours?
Danny: You know what? I’m thinking that maybe we don’t have to…
Time - 6 hours
You lead Crash, Ethan, and Dean to a soundstage…
Dean: Should we be here? This city set is all rigged up for an action movie I’m working on.
Danny: That’s exactly why we’re here. Crash, do a runthrough of the set.
Crash: I was just about to suggest to same thing! Great minds!
Crash sprints off, vaulting over parked cars and swinging from fire escapes!
Ethan: Great, but how is this going to prep Crash for his cinematography exam? Dean was quizzing him, and he didn’t remember anything from the textbook!
Danny: I think he does remember. He just doesn’t remember he remembers.
Ethan: …come again?
Danny: You’ve seen Crash master the route through a complicated stunt course in an instant. He has to have a near photographic memory! I’m betting that somewhere deep down, he knows everything from his class. He just needs to clear his mind to access it. And the best way for Crash to focus is…
Dean: Adrenaline. Of course!
The three of you look across the set to where Crash is backflipping off a traffic light!
Ethan: Yo, Crash! What did Citizen Kane use to maintain deep focus in its shots?
Crash: Hff, hff! Tight apertures! Hff! Popular in the ‘30s and ‘40s… hff… before it was dropped for shallow depth of field!
Dean: Whoa… that’s… that’s completely correct!
Crash somersaults to a stop nearby and pops up to his feet, out of breath. He notices you all staring at him in shock.
Crash: What? What’d I do?
Rewards
The next day, you run into Ethan and Addison outside Professor Hunt’s office.
Ethan: Danny? Addison? Hunt asked you to come here too?
Just then, the door to Hunt’s office opens, and Crash bursts out! He slams down a paper on the coffee table!
Crash: 97 percent! Deal with it!
Hunt follows Crash out, joining you.
Thomas Hunt: Which bumps his GPA up to a 3.01. Needless to say, this was unexpected.
Addison: Crash! You did it!
Danny: I told you that you knew everything!
Crash: Sure did! When I got there, I kinda blanked, so I just scaled the lecture building freehand. Took me to my mind palace. Which I also climbed freehand. By the time the test started, it had all come back to me.
Thomas Hunt: So you have the house… and you now have the grades, albeit by the slimmest of margins. I trust you’re preparing something for the final community service requirement?
Addison: You bet! Tomorrow, we’re hosting ‘Cookies for Coats’! It’s a clothing drive for the homeless. Clothes aren’t just for fashion, you know? I’ve baked a ton of cookies to encourage people to come donate their old clothes.
Lisa: I already chipped in my entire wardrobe from every season of Lisa Mermaid. Good riddance.
Thomas Hunt: Hm. Suitable. I trust you won’t mind if I invite the entire faculty, will you?
Danny: Not at all. We’re happy to have anyone who can spare a donation!
Thomas Hunt: Very well. But remember what I told you. Embarrass the university… and your charter is finished.
Hunt retires to his office, shutting the door forcefully.
Ethan: We’re so close I can taste it. If we want to impress Hunt, this needs to be big. I’ll scout a suitable spot to host.
Danny: And I’ll spread the word.
Part 7
Addison: That warm fuzzy feeling isn’t just being charitable. It’s also the coats we’re donating!
The next day, your group kicks off the clothing drive at the student union! Dozens of faculty and students swing through, carrying armfuls of clothes.
Peter: I wore this on last cycle’s America’s Next Top Model. Tyra didn’t like it, but it’ll do someone a lot of good.
Berry: I hand-stitched fifty of these authentic World War I era jackets only for the movie to get cancelled, so I’m glad they’re going to a great cause instead.
Just then, Aria struts into the union on gleaming stilettos, leading two hotel security guards who are pushing carts filled high with dazzling clothes!
Aria: Danny! Love, love, love your charity work! I always knew you had a big heart! here’s all my ensembles from last season!
Danny: Wow! Thanks, Aria!
You notice Professor Hunt milling about with other faculty, coldly observing the growing crowd arriving with donations.
Lisa: If this doesn’t impress Hunt, nothing will! Look how many people showed up!
Crash: Might have something to do with these!
Crash wolfs down one of Addison’s fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies!
Danny: Hey! You need to donate to get one of those!
Crash grins and tosses his jacket into the donation bin. Ethan comes back with a clipboard, tallying figures…
Ethan: Ninety percent of our drive goal after only two hours. Now that’s how you start out of the gate at the box office!
Crash: Ugh. Incoming…
You turn and see Luke and a flock of Rho Bros flood into the union. Laughing, they dump bloated bags of rancid, stinky gym clothes on top of the collection baskets.
Luke: Heh. Don’t worry. Homeless people smell anyway, so they won’t notice.
Lisa steps toward them, but you grab her hand, holding her back. She grits her teeth.
Lisa: Thanks… for… donating. Would… you… like… a cookie?
Luke: Gross. No, thanks. They look like they’d make me sick.
The frat guys snicker to themselves.
Danny: What’s so funny?
Luke: You. Thinking you can be anything like us.
Danny: That’s just it. We don’t want to be like you.
Luke: Good. Because you don’t belong. Frats have history. They have tradition. My great great grandfather, Luke Richter the First, founded Rho Gamma. You can’t just show up and change things. You came from nowhere… and you’ve got nothing.
Danny: You’re wrong. We’ve got each other.
Lisa: And in a couple hours, we’ll have our own fraternity too. It’s too late. We can’t be stopped now.
Luke: Wanna bet?
Suddenly, you hear a chorus of retching. All around you, people are doubling over, clutching their rumbling stomachs.
Berry: Oh no… I, uh… have to use the bathroom. Excuse me a moment.
Peter: No, me first!
Addison: What’s going on?!
Behind you, Luke and the Rho Bros high-five each other!
Lisa: What the hell did you do?!
Time - 7 hours
Everyone starts sprinting for the exits, covering their mouths! Other students walking in with donations freeze at the sight and instantly turn tail! Hunt looks on, repulsed!
Thomas Hunt: What is the meaning of this?!
Danny: No, no, no! What’s happening?
Crash: I don’t know… but my stomach feels like it’s doing barrel rolls without me.
Luke: Told you those cookies looked like they’d make somebody sick! But maybe that’s just the little additive we threw into the mix.
Danny: You poisoned them?!
Luke: Just a little thing we like to prank each other with at Rho Gamma. Consider it an initiation into the Hollywood U Greek system. Too bad it’s also gonna make sure you never got your frat approved! We outta here! Rho Bros, rholl out!
Rewards
You see Hunt marching toward you through the crowd of people scampering for the exits, his face flushed with rage.
Thomas Hunt: …
Ethan: Uh oh, here it comes.
Crash: Yeah… my lunch.
Part 8
Danny: We are so toast.
As Hunt makes his way toward you, Lisa groans.
Lisa: Can’t we just tell Hunt it was Rho Gamma?
Danny: Sure, but he won’t care. It’s still our fault that we didn’t stop this from happening.
Lisa: Well… our frat got shut down before we even were established. That has to be record time.
Addison: No. It’s not over yet.
Ethan: What are you talking about, Addi? We were on a tight leash already, and we just accidentally got everyone sick at a charity event!
Addison: No, we didn’t. I did. I’ll tell Hunt this whole thing was me acting on my own. That way, he can’t hold the fraternity responsible. It’s the only way.
Lisa: But he wouldn’t let you be part of it.
Addison: You’re right… he wouldn’t. But I can’t let everyone go down for this. Not when you don’t have to.
Crash, wincing from his stomachache, reaches out and takes Addison’s hand.
Crash: I already told you, Addison. I’m not interested in a group if my friends can’t be in it.
Danny: Crash is right. There’s no fraternity without you, Addison. Without any one of us.
Ethan: We go down, we go down together.
Lisa: Here comes Hunt. Time to face the music…
Time - 12 hours
Professor Hunt marches up to your group, bellowing.
Thomas Hunt: My god, what have you done? You poisoned half the faculty, never mind the student body!
Addison: Professor--
Thomas Hunt: I don’t want to hear any excuses! This happened on your watch! I demand to know who’s responsible for this!
A tense silence falls over you. Each of your friends looks at each other, knowing…
Danny: We all are.
Lisa: Yup.
Ethan: This was our event. We each shoulder the blame.
Thomas Hunt: You’re joking. All of you want to go down for this? You know what this means, don’t you?
Crash: Hnnn… yeah… we know.
Danny: No charter. No fraternity. Sorry to let you down, Professor.
Hunt sizes each of you up…
Thomas Hunt: Actually, I’m mildly impressed at the whole ‘I am Spartacus’ routine. That sort of teamwork and loyalty isn’t often seen in Hollywood these days. Perhaps not every fraternity is a cesspool of debauchery.
Hunt throws a sidelong glance at the Rho Bros streaming out the front doors, laughing and chest-bumping.
Thomas Hunt: Maybe there’s a chance that a new greek organization could add something different for a change. Hunt produces your charter from his jacket pocket and signs it.
Thomas Hunt: Congratulations. By the way, how close did you come to your donation goal?
Ethan: Uhh, let me see… looks like… wow, we only came up one coat short.
Hunt removes his jacket, folds it delicately, and places it in your arms.
Thomas Hunt: You’re welcome.
Rewards
Two weeks later… You’re on the sunsoaked roof of your new fraternity house, wiping the sweat from your brow after a long, hot day of helping out the construction crew.
Danny: There. It’s finished.
Addison: I could go for some lemonade. How about everyone else?
Together, you, Addison, Ethan, and Crash pass by the bubbling rooftop hot tub…
Ethan: Nice touch. I’ll be back here for sure.
…and down the staircase past the humongous walk-in-closets.
Addison: So. Much. Room! Can I live in there?!
You take a shortcut through the beer pong room…
Crash: What?! A whole room dedicated to my favorite game!
…and step outside, settling into lawn chairs as the crew affixes the large Greek letters to the house’s apex… ‘M.E.H.’
Ethan: Ahh… the finishing touches. Not gonna lie, it’s looking pretty slick.
Crash: Yeah. Too bad we had to fill in that one hole in the floor. It was perfect for quick transport between levels!
Addison pours everyone a cool glass of lemonade, and you once again clink your glasses together.
Addison: To family?
Danny: To family.
You hear the rumble of an unmuffled car engine draw near. Luke pulls up in a muscle car, its tailpipe belching black smoke.
Luke: All done with the house? You can dress it up as fancy as you want, but it’ll still suck. Just like you.
Danny: Take it elsewhere, Luke. If you can’t tell, we’re celebrating.
Luke: Good. Enjoy it while you can… because you losers just started a frat war!
He guns it, burning rubber as he rockets out onto the street in front of traffic, prompting annoyed horns.
Lisa: Oh yeah? I say, bring it on!
Ethan: I don’t know, Lisa. We’re the new kids on the block. We can’t go up against the most powerful frat in Southern California with just five members.
Danny: Then it sounds like we’d better start recruiting.
Addison: How do we do that?
Lisa: Easy. We party.
Will your first frat party take you to Olympian heights? Or will Luke and Rho Gamma reduce your Greek life to ruins? Find out in the next quest!
Crash: Check THIS out!
- Have Crash
You, Addison, Ethan, and Lisa are walking up to the student union for lunch when…
Danny: Uh… what’s going on over there?
Across the union, a dozen frat boys in bright neon tank tops dance in a circle around a small outdoor fountain, chanting loudly… Suddenly, a figure catapults out from the roof above the union coffee shop, sailing through the air!
Crash: Iiiincoooomiiiiing!
Crash windmills his arms to stabilize… and splashes down right into the fountain in the middle of the circle! The frat guys erupt in cheers! As Crash climbs out, soaking wet, he spots you and waves you over.
Crash: Hey, guys! These dudes said they’d heard about my awesome stunts and had to meet me! And if they like awesome people, they’re gonna love you! Come say hi!
One of the frat guys swaggers up and throws an arm over Crash’s shoulder.
Luke: Crash, that was amazing.
He scans his eyes over your group…
Luke: And you’ve already got girls interested! Like a true Rho Bro.
Danny: Luke. I remember you.
He suddenly takes you in, recalling your date with Hunt…
Luke: Crash, you’re friends with him?!
Crash: Of course. Danny’s basically the coolest.
Luke: Try the worst!
Danny: How’s your jaw?
Luke: Never mind.
Luke shoots you a glare before turning back to Crash.
Luke: Now, Crash, lemme give it to you straight. You totally have what it takes to pledge Rho Gamma. Think about it. Cave-diving, mountain-climbing, and sky-diving trips, like all the time…
Crash: Whoa… that does sound amazing…
Luke: Tons of new friends to share awesome times with… so are you in or out?
Rewards
- 100 Cash
Luke: What do you say, Crash?
As the frat guys start chanting Crash’s name, Crash looks back at them apprehensively.
Crash: I don’t know… on the one hand, you and Danny seem to have a history. But on the other, you just listed like everything I’ve ever done or wanted to do…
Crash turns to you and your friends.
Crash: What do you guys think? Should we join? It does sound pretty epic!
Luke and the frat guys laugh derisively.
Luke: Crash… wait, wait… you’re serious? Them? In Rho Gamma?
Danny: What’s that supposed to mean?
Lisa: Yeah, if you’ve got something you wanna say, Trust Fund, spit it out.
Luke: I mean, maybe these dudes could be in Rho Bros if they, like, dedicated their lives to it…
Ethan: How tempting.
Luke: But the chicks? I mean… yeah, right. But we’ll let you know if we need eye candy for our next rager.
Crash: Whoa! What’s your deal, Luke?!
Luke: Look, Crash, I get you’ve been slumming it with these ‘people’ or whatever, and props for not forgetting your roots… But now you’re a Rho Bro. Girls aren’t your friends. They’re trophies, feel me? You don’t need to hang with them anymore. You’re in the Rho Gamma family now!
Crash: Thanks, but I already have a family here.
Crash brushes past Luke and stands with you.
Luke: You’ve gotta be kidding me. Come on, Crash, you’re one of us! You belong in a frat!
Danny: Then maybe he’ll just start his own!
Crash: Hey, yeah! One we can all join!
Addison: One where the members aren’t chauvinist pigs…
Lisa: But they’re still down to rage 24-7!
Ethan: Wait a second… are we for real right now? Are we actually starting a co-ed frat?
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Part 2
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Ethan: Wait a second… are we for real right now? Are we actually starting a co-ed frat?
Your friends all look at each other…
Danny: I say, yeah! Why not?
Crash: Aw yeah!
Lisa: Ha! Who’s your daddy now, Luke?
Luke: What, is that a Star Wars joke? I’ve heard ‘em all, okay?! Crash… this is your last chance. You’re talking to the most elite frat in L.A. Nobody turns down Rho. Nobody.
Crash: Really? Well, gosh, in that case… Still no.
Rewards
- 125 Cash
- 85 Diamonds
Luke: Big mistake, bud. You’re gonna turn down Rho for a frat full of losers like your friends? That’s the lamest thing I’ve ever heard. We’re done here. Rho Bros… rholl out!
On his signal, the rest of the Rho Gamma brothers follow Luke out of the student union.
Crash: Yeah, keep walking!
Addison: Crash… you stood up for us. You really didn’t have to turn them down. We would’ve understood if--
Crash: No way. I’m not interested in a group if my friends can’t be in it. Those guys said they were awesome, but they were, like, the opposite of awesome.
Danny: Well, our frat is going to be the opposite of them.
Ethan: You know, Rho Gamma’s been around since Hollywood U was first founded. Rampant misogyny, destructive parties, a culture of entitlement… At first I thought you guys were crazy… but maybe a new fraternity would actually be a nice counter-balance.
Danny: Then we’re all agreed. All we have to do now is, um… figure out how to start a new frat?
Ethan: Leave that to me.
Part 3
Ethan: Every revolution has its paperwork.
- Level Ethan
After getting a text, you join Crash, Lisa, and Addison to meet up with Ethan at Charlotte’s BBQ in West L.A.
Ethan: Welcome. Grab a seat and order up. Best ribs in the city, bar none.
Crash: Don’t mind if I do!
Danny: Have you figured out everything we need to start a fraternity at Hollywood U?
Ethan: Please. I once negotiated a back-end contract deal for franchise merchandising rights in twelve countries at once. A fraternity charter? Pfft. Piece of cake… but we are missing one very important thing: a name. And ideally, the Greek letters will spell something out as an acronym for easy branding.
Danny: How about M.E.H.!
Ethan: ‘Meh’? Mu Epsilon Eta?
Danny: Because we’re so chill, everything is like… whatever.
Lisa: Seconded!
Addison: I can’t believe we’re actually doing this… Hollywood U’s first co-ed frat!
Ethan: We’re cooking up something special here. I dreamt big when I wrote our charter, inspired by what you guys said to Luke and his Rho Bros. You guys are my family here. It’s about time we made that official.
You raise your drink aloft.
Danny: To family!
Your friends clink glasses in a toast!
Rewards
- 100 Cash
Ethan: Now all we need to do is get this approved…
Danny: Sounds easy enough.
Ethan: Sorry, wasn’t finished. We need it approved… by Professor Hunt.
Danny: Uh oh…
Part 4
Thomas Hunt: Danny. What disaster are you planning this time?
- Level 10+ Ethan
Soon, you and the other Founders are sitting silently in Professor Hunt’s office, watching as Hunt scans your paperwork with a grimace.
Ethan: You’ll see, Professor, that all of the necessary filings are there--
Hunt holds up a lone finger, silencing Ethan. Finally, Hunt shuffles your paperwork and hands it across his desk to you.
Thomas Hunt: No.
Danny: Wait, what do you mean, no?!
Time - 2 hours
Lisa: Professor, you can’t just say no!
Thomas Hunt: I just did. Fraternities are, as a rule, backwater cesspools of debauchery. The world hardly needs another. Now, get out of my office.
Danny: Professor, please… do it for the university.
Thomas Hunt: And how, pray tell, would this help the university?
Danny: Because for too long, this school has been an ivory tower for the elite. But it’s about time that it had an organization that teaches its members something about acceptance. One that represents the university with a little humanity.
Thomas Hunt: Perhaps you’re right… but I sincerely doubt that a fraternity is the thing that would accomplish this.
Ethan: Professor, the thing is, you have to approve us.
Thomas Hunt: Says who? There’s no rule making me.
Ethan: As a matter of fact, there is, and you know it. University by-law 7.9(b), subsection 12, clause 3.
Thomas Hunt: Hrm. I should’ve expected you’d come prepared, Ethan.
Crash: Ha! Ethan: 1, Professor Hunt: Zeeeeroooo!
Hunt shoots Crash a withering stare of annoyance.
Crash: Shutting up!
Thomas Hunt: Now, Ethan, as you know, that by-law only requires my approval if and only if the founding members meet all of the requirements. That includes ownership of an off- campus house of sufficient capacity… a minimum GPA for each of you… and a demonstrated value to the community.
Danny: No sweat. We can handle all that.
Thomas Hunt: Well, well, aren’t we just brimming with confidence? Allow me to make one thing crystal clear… You make the smallest mistake, the tiniest slight to the university’s reputation… And I will take pleasure in personally shredding your charter.
Rewards
- 100 Cash
Hunt herds you out of his office. As soon as the door closes…
Crash: Ka-boom! We did it! …sort of!
Danny: Knowing Hunt, that was about as smooth as it could’ve gone. But we still have lots of work to do. First, we’ll need a house. Though I don’t know how we’ll find one we can afford in this area…
Lisa: Ooh! I’ve got the best real estate agent! She helped me find my mansion. She’ll totally be able to hook us up. Danny, come with me. We’re house hunting!
Part 5
Lisa: My real estate agent will know just the place…
- Level 8+ Lisa
You drive Lisa across town, following her directions…
Lisa: My real estate agent said it should be right up here on the left…
Danny: We’re here!
You pull over in front of a colossal three-story house with grimy windows and walls of peeling paint.
Lisa: OMG, seriously, a fixer-upper? Gross! My agent is so fired!
Danny: Hang on, I want to see inside…
Lisa reluctantly follows you inside the dusty house…
Lisa: I know my agent said this place was put on the market in the middle of a remodel, but… It’s like the entire interior’s already been torn out!
Danny: Yeah, and that means we can remodel it however we want! It’s like a blank canvas… waiting for a masterpiece!
Lisa: You mean… we can basically design our dream home?
Danny: Come explore with me! Let’s decide what we should put in! The only limit’s our imagination!
Time - 4 hours
You and Lisa wander through the half-remodeled house, gawking at the empty, cavernous halls…
Lisa: I think we’re where the living room used to be. Should we put another one here?
Danny: Whatever we pick, we’re gonna have in the house for a long time. So why just a regular old living room? How about a more exciting space for everyone to use? Like a beer pong room! I’m thinking epic tournaments! All sorts of games!
Lisa: That’d draw a crowd! Just a heads up… when I turn 21 soon, I’m going to own this room.
You make your way to the second floor, careful to avoid holes in the stairs…
Lisa: I think this was the master bedroom!
Danny: Well, we’re all going to be living in the dorms on campus still… so instead, why don’t we make this a gigantic walk-in closet!
Lisa: The whole thing? This bedroom is pretty huge!
Danny: We’ll need the space to hold all our outfits and shoes!
Lisa: Good point.
Eventually, you find yourselves on the broad roof of the house. You gaze out on the shimmering city.
Danny: Wow, such a great view from up here!
Lisa: Seriously! People are gonna want to party up here all the time!
Danny: Then how about we add a rooftop hot tub! Think about it. A giant hot tub with neon underwater color-changing lights… Lounging in the bubbles? Maybe staring up at the stars?
Lisa: Not too many stars above L.A… but we can relax in the jets and watch the jets from the airport.
Danny: I’ll take it.
Lisa dials on her phone…
Lisa: Margaret? It’s Lisa Valentine. We’ll take it. And I want your best remodeling crew on this. My friend and I have big plans for it.
Rewards
- 100 Cash
As Lisa chats with the real estate agent, you get a call as well…
Danny: Ethan? Is something up?
Ethan: We might have a slight problem. Remember how each of the Founders needs a 3.0 GPA or higher to get approved? Well, Crash needed some help on that. We’re in the library, but the tutor I got for him is… struggling.
In the background of the call, you hear voices…
Dean: Crash, please… just look at the flash cards.
Crash: Sorry, Dean machine, I’m out! I can’t sit still for another second!
Dean: We’ve only been here for five minutes!
Ethan: Yeah. We could use some assistance.
Danny: I’m on my way.
Part 6
Dean: Crash thinks what HE does is impossible? Try getting him to study.
- Level 2+ Crash
You meet up with Ethan, Crash, and Dean at the Hollywood U library. Crash has his forehead pressed against a table covered in textbooks and notebooks. He looks up at you…
Crash: Danny… cough… save… me…
Danny: I take it studying’s still not going well?
Dean: That would be an understatement.
Danny: Well, thanks for agreeing to tutor him, Dean.
Dean: Happy to contribute. I think what you guys are putting together could really make a difference. There weren’t any frats or sororities at CalTech… but still I wasn’t exactly considered cool.
Ethan: Sorry to bust up the nostalgia session, but time is of the essence.
Dean: Right. Crash is acing his stuntwork courses, but let’s just say ‘History of Early Cinematography’ isn’t his strong suit.
Ethan: He’s only got one more exam between now and the approval daedline, so unless he pulls up his grade with an A, we’re sunk.
Luke: Too late for that, DiCaprio.
You turn around to see Luke and a pair of Rho Bros sauntering past.
Luke: Get it? Titanic? Sunk? Come on, people, keep up.
Danny: Luke? What are you even doing here?
Dean: You look like you’d be allergic to libraries.
Luke: Good one, Skinny Jeans. Have you ever seen the second-floor receptionist? I come here all the time to hit on her. I heard you found yourselves a house. Still hanging on to that dream of guys and girls sharing a frat, huh? Equality and mutual respect and all that? How progressive. Can’t wait ’til the administration laughs you out of the building.
Ethan: You might be waiting a while, then, Luke. Our professor already said he’ll sign our charter once we complete the requirements.
Luke: Wait, what? You don’t know who you’re messing with, buddy. We’ve been here since the beginning. There’s a way things are, and one day you’re gonna learn that the hard way. Crash… if you ever get your nose out of that book and smell the roses instead… you know where to find me.
Luke marches off, his posse in tow.
Ethan: Well, good thing I have a lot of practice bluffing… because unless Crash gets his studies together, that’s all our frat ever was. A bluff.
Crash: It’s hopeless. No way am I gonna learn all this stuff before my test tomorrow!
Dean: Danny, any ideas how to get Crash to memorize an entire textbook of esoteric facts in a matter of hours?
Danny: You know what? I’m thinking that maybe we don’t have to…
Time - 6 hours
You lead Crash, Ethan, and Dean to a soundstage…
Dean: Should we be here? This city set is all rigged up for an action movie I’m working on.
Danny: That’s exactly why we’re here. Crash, do a runthrough of the set.
Crash: I was just about to suggest to same thing! Great minds!
Crash sprints off, vaulting over parked cars and swinging from fire escapes!
Ethan: Great, but how is this going to prep Crash for his cinematography exam? Dean was quizzing him, and he didn’t remember anything from the textbook!
Danny: I think he does remember. He just doesn’t remember he remembers.
Ethan: …come again?
Danny: You’ve seen Crash master the route through a complicated stunt course in an instant. He has to have a near photographic memory! I’m betting that somewhere deep down, he knows everything from his class. He just needs to clear his mind to access it. And the best way for Crash to focus is…
Dean: Adrenaline. Of course!
The three of you look across the set to where Crash is backflipping off a traffic light!
Ethan: Yo, Crash! What did Citizen Kane use to maintain deep focus in its shots?
Crash: Hff, hff! Tight apertures! Hff! Popular in the ‘30s and ‘40s… hff… before it was dropped for shallow depth of field!
Dean: Whoa… that’s… that’s completely correct!
Crash somersaults to a stop nearby and pops up to his feet, out of breath. He notices you all staring at him in shock.
Crash: What? What’d I do?
Rewards
- 250 Cash
The next day, you run into Ethan and Addison outside Professor Hunt’s office.
Ethan: Danny? Addison? Hunt asked you to come here too?
Just then, the door to Hunt’s office opens, and Crash bursts out! He slams down a paper on the coffee table!
Crash: 97 percent! Deal with it!
Hunt follows Crash out, joining you.
Thomas Hunt: Which bumps his GPA up to a 3.01. Needless to say, this was unexpected.
Addison: Crash! You did it!
Danny: I told you that you knew everything!
Crash: Sure did! When I got there, I kinda blanked, so I just scaled the lecture building freehand. Took me to my mind palace. Which I also climbed freehand. By the time the test started, it had all come back to me.
Thomas Hunt: So you have the house… and you now have the grades, albeit by the slimmest of margins. I trust you’re preparing something for the final community service requirement?
Addison: You bet! Tomorrow, we’re hosting ‘Cookies for Coats’! It’s a clothing drive for the homeless. Clothes aren’t just for fashion, you know? I’ve baked a ton of cookies to encourage people to come donate their old clothes.
Lisa: I already chipped in my entire wardrobe from every season of Lisa Mermaid. Good riddance.
Thomas Hunt: Hm. Suitable. I trust you won’t mind if I invite the entire faculty, will you?
Danny: Not at all. We’re happy to have anyone who can spare a donation!
Thomas Hunt: Very well. But remember what I told you. Embarrass the university… and your charter is finished.
Hunt retires to his office, shutting the door forcefully.
Ethan: We’re so close I can taste it. If we want to impress Hunt, this needs to be big. I’ll scout a suitable spot to host.
Danny: And I’ll spread the word.
Part 7
Addison: That warm fuzzy feeling isn’t just being charitable. It’s also the coats we’re donating!
- Level 10+ Addison
- A Level 7+ Model (Peter)
- A Level 7+ Wardrobe Designer (Berry)
The next day, your group kicks off the clothing drive at the student union! Dozens of faculty and students swing through, carrying armfuls of clothes.
Peter: I wore this on last cycle’s America’s Next Top Model. Tyra didn’t like it, but it’ll do someone a lot of good.
Berry: I hand-stitched fifty of these authentic World War I era jackets only for the movie to get cancelled, so I’m glad they’re going to a great cause instead.
Just then, Aria struts into the union on gleaming stilettos, leading two hotel security guards who are pushing carts filled high with dazzling clothes!
Aria: Danny! Love, love, love your charity work! I always knew you had a big heart! here’s all my ensembles from last season!
Danny: Wow! Thanks, Aria!
You notice Professor Hunt milling about with other faculty, coldly observing the growing crowd arriving with donations.
Lisa: If this doesn’t impress Hunt, nothing will! Look how many people showed up!
Crash: Might have something to do with these!
Crash wolfs down one of Addison’s fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies!
Danny: Hey! You need to donate to get one of those!
Crash grins and tosses his jacket into the donation bin. Ethan comes back with a clipboard, tallying figures…
Ethan: Ninety percent of our drive goal after only two hours. Now that’s how you start out of the gate at the box office!
Crash: Ugh. Incoming…
You turn and see Luke and a flock of Rho Bros flood into the union. Laughing, they dump bloated bags of rancid, stinky gym clothes on top of the collection baskets.
Luke: Heh. Don’t worry. Homeless people smell anyway, so they won’t notice.
Lisa steps toward them, but you grab her hand, holding her back. She grits her teeth.
Lisa: Thanks… for… donating. Would… you… like… a cookie?
Luke: Gross. No, thanks. They look like they’d make me sick.
The frat guys snicker to themselves.
Danny: What’s so funny?
Luke: You. Thinking you can be anything like us.
Danny: That’s just it. We don’t want to be like you.
Luke: Good. Because you don’t belong. Frats have history. They have tradition. My great great grandfather, Luke Richter the First, founded Rho Gamma. You can’t just show up and change things. You came from nowhere… and you’ve got nothing.
Danny: You’re wrong. We’ve got each other.
Lisa: And in a couple hours, we’ll have our own fraternity too. It’s too late. We can’t be stopped now.
Luke: Wanna bet?
Suddenly, you hear a chorus of retching. All around you, people are doubling over, clutching their rumbling stomachs.
Berry: Oh no… I, uh… have to use the bathroom. Excuse me a moment.
Peter: No, me first!
Addison: What’s going on?!
Behind you, Luke and the Rho Bros high-five each other!
Lisa: What the hell did you do?!
Time - 7 hours
Everyone starts sprinting for the exits, covering their mouths! Other students walking in with donations freeze at the sight and instantly turn tail! Hunt looks on, repulsed!
Thomas Hunt: What is the meaning of this?!
Danny: No, no, no! What’s happening?
Crash: I don’t know… but my stomach feels like it’s doing barrel rolls without me.
Luke: Told you those cookies looked like they’d make somebody sick! But maybe that’s just the little additive we threw into the mix.
Danny: You poisoned them?!
Luke: Just a little thing we like to prank each other with at Rho Gamma. Consider it an initiation into the Hollywood U Greek system. Too bad it’s also gonna make sure you never got your frat approved! We outta here! Rho Bros, rholl out!
Rewards
- 425 Cash
You see Hunt marching toward you through the crowd of people scampering for the exits, his face flushed with rage.
Thomas Hunt: …
Ethan: Uh oh, here it comes.
Crash: Yeah… my lunch.
Part 8
Danny: We are so toast.
- Level 19+ Danny
As Hunt makes his way toward you, Lisa groans.
Lisa: Can’t we just tell Hunt it was Rho Gamma?
Danny: Sure, but he won’t care. It’s still our fault that we didn’t stop this from happening.
Lisa: Well… our frat got shut down before we even were established. That has to be record time.
Addison: No. It’s not over yet.
Ethan: What are you talking about, Addi? We were on a tight leash already, and we just accidentally got everyone sick at a charity event!
Addison: No, we didn’t. I did. I’ll tell Hunt this whole thing was me acting on my own. That way, he can’t hold the fraternity responsible. It’s the only way.
Lisa: But he wouldn’t let you be part of it.
Addison: You’re right… he wouldn’t. But I can’t let everyone go down for this. Not when you don’t have to.
Crash, wincing from his stomachache, reaches out and takes Addison’s hand.
Crash: I already told you, Addison. I’m not interested in a group if my friends can’t be in it.
Danny: Crash is right. There’s no fraternity without you, Addison. Without any one of us.
Ethan: We go down, we go down together.
Lisa: Here comes Hunt. Time to face the music…
Time - 12 hours
Professor Hunt marches up to your group, bellowing.
Thomas Hunt: My god, what have you done? You poisoned half the faculty, never mind the student body!
Addison: Professor--
Thomas Hunt: I don’t want to hear any excuses! This happened on your watch! I demand to know who’s responsible for this!
A tense silence falls over you. Each of your friends looks at each other, knowing…
Danny: We all are.
Lisa: Yup.
Ethan: This was our event. We each shoulder the blame.
Thomas Hunt: You’re joking. All of you want to go down for this? You know what this means, don’t you?
Crash: Hnnn… yeah… we know.
Danny: No charter. No fraternity. Sorry to let you down, Professor.
Hunt sizes each of you up…
Thomas Hunt: Actually, I’m mildly impressed at the whole ‘I am Spartacus’ routine. That sort of teamwork and loyalty isn’t often seen in Hollywood these days. Perhaps not every fraternity is a cesspool of debauchery.
Hunt throws a sidelong glance at the Rho Bros streaming out the front doors, laughing and chest-bumping.
Thomas Hunt: Maybe there’s a chance that a new greek organization could add something different for a change. Hunt produces your charter from his jacket pocket and signs it.
Thomas Hunt: Congratulations. By the way, how close did you come to your donation goal?
Ethan: Uhh, let me see… looks like… wow, we only came up one coat short.
Hunt removes his jacket, folds it delicately, and places it in your arms.
Thomas Hunt: You’re welcome.
Rewards
- 5 Diamonds
Two weeks later… You’re on the sunsoaked roof of your new fraternity house, wiping the sweat from your brow after a long, hot day of helping out the construction crew.
Danny: There. It’s finished.
Addison: I could go for some lemonade. How about everyone else?
Together, you, Addison, Ethan, and Crash pass by the bubbling rooftop hot tub…
Ethan: Nice touch. I’ll be back here for sure.
…and down the staircase past the humongous walk-in-closets.
Addison: So. Much. Room! Can I live in there?!
You take a shortcut through the beer pong room…
Crash: What?! A whole room dedicated to my favorite game!
…and step outside, settling into lawn chairs as the crew affixes the large Greek letters to the house’s apex… ‘M.E.H.’
Ethan: Ahh… the finishing touches. Not gonna lie, it’s looking pretty slick.
Crash: Yeah. Too bad we had to fill in that one hole in the floor. It was perfect for quick transport between levels!
Addison pours everyone a cool glass of lemonade, and you once again clink your glasses together.
Addison: To family?
Danny: To family.
You hear the rumble of an unmuffled car engine draw near. Luke pulls up in a muscle car, its tailpipe belching black smoke.
Luke: All done with the house? You can dress it up as fancy as you want, but it’ll still suck. Just like you.
Danny: Take it elsewhere, Luke. If you can’t tell, we’re celebrating.
Luke: Good. Enjoy it while you can… because you losers just started a frat war!
He guns it, burning rubber as he rockets out onto the street in front of traffic, prompting annoyed horns.
Lisa: Oh yeah? I say, bring it on!
Ethan: I don’t know, Lisa. We’re the new kids on the block. We can’t go up against the most powerful frat in Southern California with just five members.
Danny: Then it sounds like we’d better start recruiting.
Addison: How do we do that?
Lisa: Easy. We party.
Will your first frat party take you to Olympian heights? Or will Luke and Rho Gamma reduce your Greek life to ruins? Find out in the next quest!